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Choose your Aggie football job

Which Aggie football job most suits your personality?

  • Head Coach

    Votes: 24 38.1%
  • OC

    Votes: 6 9.5%
  • DC

    Votes: 13 20.6%
  • Any Other Assistant Coach (Specify)

    Votes: 9 14.3%
  • Recruiting Coordinator

    Votes: 7 11.1%
  • Aggie Yell Publisher

    Votes: 4 6.3%

For me, it's easy...O Line Coach. In my current job, I blow up and yell at people a lot, so I'm a perfect fit. Head Coach? Nope. Too much responsibility. OC? Nope, I just had Mark explain to me the difference between spread and tempo in the Mailbag. DC? Nope. Too tempted to say, "Yeah, I agree, we should run a 3 man front." Recruiting coordinator? Seriously?! When talking to teenagers, I make Jeff Dunham's "Walter" seem warm and cuddly. Any other assistant coach position would just be insulting to my overinflated ego. As for me being the AY Publisher, if I did accept, there would be one no here to read this post because I would have banned all of you already.

The Portal

The transfer portal window is a time for players to enter. Once in, the players can sign and enroll with schools well after it closes. The window is simply the only chance non-graduate players have to enter. Graduate players can enter anytime. Once notified by a player, FBS schools have 2 days to enter the name into the portal.

Transfer portal open: Dec. 5

Transfer portal closes: Jan. 18

NCAA contact period: Dec. 2-Dec. 18

NCAA dead period: Dec. 19-Jan. 3

Transfers allowed to visit schools during NCAA quiet period: Jan. 4-Jan. 8

Early national signing period: Dec. 21-Dec. 23

Can We Just Say, Christian Pulisic...

Got kicked in the Jimmies. Got racked in the balls. got kicked in the junk, got Jingle Belled, took a 7/10 split the hard way, got nut punched, got kicked in the kahonies, got Jean Claude Van Dammed, has testicular volcano sack, got a knee vasectomy, is enduring a one-eyed stinger, got Billy Jacked, and is now just singing a bit of temporary soprano.

I'm so tired of hearing a female reporter saying he's got a "Pelvic Contusion". Dude got racked, HARD. That's all.

Oh, and then she stated that so & so on the U.S. Soccer staff is an expert on Pelvic Contusions. Yea, any male over 10 years of age is an expert at pelvic contusions.

That is all
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