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Dan Campbell’s Coffee

This is an edited version of what happened to a sportswriter tasked with mimicking Dan Campbell’s daily coffee order. You’re up Mark.

It was just past 11:20 a.m. on a Monday in New York City when the caffeine began to take hold. My head buzzed. My stomach sloshed. I had felt so confident just a couple of hours earlier. Now I felt defeated.
I was no Dan Campbell.
This story had started five days earlier when my editor reached out with a “fun” idea: Do you want to try to drink coffee like Detroit Lions coach Dan Campbell for a day
I was familiar with Campbell’s order, which went viral in 2022 and was later documented by The Athletic’s Dan Pompei in a terrific profile: Two 20-ounce Pike Place medium roast coffees with two shots of espresso in each one.
The colloquial term for the drink is a “black eye.” But I had one concern.
It was 8:12 a.m. when I walked to my neighborhood Starbucks. I had spent the previous 10 minutes considering how to ask for two venti “black eyes.”
Did I need to preface my order? Explain it? I felt like Nathan Fielder rehearsing it in my head.
Uhh, yeah, this is going to be a strange order, but …
Don’t worry, this is NOT an order for one person …

Instead, I went right into it. The woman behind the counter didn’t blink.
About three minutes later, the barista delivered the dueling ventis, complete with a friendly message on each one that could also be read as a taunt, considering I was about to consume 1,420 milligrams of caffeine:
I sat down, popped open my laptop and got to work. The first 16 ounces went down quickly. I should note here that I drink coffee every day. My standard order, depending on the place, is a plain 12-ounce latte with a little simple syrup. If I can get through the rest of the day without any more coffee, that’s a win. (Narrator: I usually don’t.) I had never tackled 40 ounces of coffee, let alone 40 ounces with an additional four shots of espresso. But I was feeling cocky. Invincible.
By 9:45 a.m., I had finished the first 20 ounces and started on the second. I had a series of jumbled thoughts:

  • I should drink some water.
  • My stomach was full of coffee.
  • I was also trying to adhere to Campbell’s method, which meant drinking the coffee and espresso black. In some ways, that felt more challenging than putting down 40 ounces in one morning.
    When I covered the Kansas City Royals a decade ago, manager Ned Yost used to chastise me about putting milk and sugar in my coffee. The people who did that, he said, just didn’t like coffee. I can’t say he was wrong, necessarily. But I’m not drinking coffee for the taste.
    I looked at the six ounces I had left. Hmm. Did I just have enough coffee to ban myself from college sports?
    I kept sipping for the next hour. The old college try, I thought. But there was no way I was going to finish. I didn’t want to finish. I couldn’t finish.
    Eventually, the buzz subsided. With my brain clear, I started to write about my experience and what I’d learned, but I already knew the ending:
    There’s a reason there’s only one Dan Campbell.

Rammed off Road by a Road Rage Driver

My wife and I were driving into Taylor coming from Round Rock on 79 after having Mothers Day dinner. As we exited 130 toll a large 4x4 Ram truck came up on me fast and started shaking his fist. There was a car in front of me and the exit ramp is one lane so I had no way to let him by. Mind you we were traveling at a normal speed for a ramp. Maybe 45 miles an hour. He stayed right on me until we entered Hwy 79 East in Hutto. Of course he passed me and I figured that was it. No big deal at that point. He continued to drive recklessly weaving in and out of cars and driving 1 car length behind vehicles all the way to Taylor. A couple of miles before we reached Taylor , he got behind slow traffic in the right lane. I began to pass him on the left lane.
Suddenly he changed lanes and ran me off the road so that one tire was in the grass. Even after my laying on the horn, he kept coming. We get into Taylor and he is driving very slowly in the left lane. I moved over into the right lane to pass. Suddenly he speeds up and rams me in the driver's side door and pushes me off the road. I proceed to run over a light pole and t bone my car into a huge palm tree. The guy never slowed down. The air bags deployed and we have minor injuries. I think the light pole probably slowed me down enough before hitting the tree and saved our lives. A car traveling just behind us stopped to render aid. He saw the whole thing and has agreed to provide written testimony. The police walked the area looking for possible cameras in the area from businesses but so far no luck. I'm sorry for the rant but I'm pretty shook up and pissed off. I had to vent and what better place. Oh, and my car it totaled.

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Nine conference games looking more likely
For the past couple of years, the SEC has said publicly that they are “studying” the idea of going to a nine-game conference schedule, which is why the 2024 schedule is simply being flipped. Privately, however, the message has been clear: you want another conference game, you pay for it.

It looks like ESPN/ABC has finally gotten to the point where they’re willing to.

According to The Athletic, ESPN has indicated that they’ll add more money to the already $811 million a year deal it has with the SEC to get another conference game. The price tag will be considerable, estimated at between $50 million and $80 million a year. But, considering the ratings bonanza SEC football was for ESPN/ABC last year, it's worth the extra chunk of change.

Expecting a quite June commit-wise, but look out for July
June is an absolutely critical month for 2026 recruiting, as A&M will have the lion's share of their official visitors in. I'm not expecting a whole lot of immediate commitments, if any, but that could change very quickly in July. Two A&M targets, DT Lamar Brown and LB Tai'Yion "Tank" King are both scheduled to commit on Independence Day. Right now, I'd give A&M the edge for both of them.
5-star receiver and site favorite Ethan "Boobie" Feaster has said he'd like to announce a commitment on or about the 10th of July. A&M is now favored for him, after longtime leader LSU has slipped back. Feaster would give A&M the best wideout class in the nation, but right now LSU would have the edge with their three against A&M's three. With Tristen Keys and Jabri Mack committed to LSU, the numbers game leans A&M's way for Feaster -- and his family loves Mike Elko.
ATH Legend Bey, who has added a fourth star and exploded on the recruiting trail this spring, will make an official visit May 22 and could commit after he gets done with his officials. His last one is June 20 to Notre Dame, the team I think is A&M's biggest competition. Bey would also likely be a wideout.
The Aggies are after a lot of quality corners, including 5-star Brandon Arrington and 4-star Dorian Barney, but there's another big corner that the Aggies are in good shape for: Goodyear (Ariz.) Desert Edge 4-star Camren Hamiel. Hamiel is down to a final four (announced today) of Oregon, Penn State, Nebraska and A&M and the Aggies are presumed to lead for him. CB Coach Jordan Peterson targeted him early and has worked hard on this one, and the Aggies will get Hamiel's last official on June 20.

Freshmen most likely to play (as of right now)

I don't see any freshmen starting, though there's a chance one does. But there may be a need for a few to play some time -- and a couple others may force the coaching staff's hand.

The one I think has a chance at starting is 4-star WR Jerome Myles, who will be on campus in a couple of weeks when Summer I starts. He brings size they need (6-foot-4) and, if he's as good as they anticipate, he may be a starter with KC Concepcion and Mario Craver. At the least, he could push Terry Bussey and Ashton Bethel-Roman.

DE Marco Jones has already worked his way into the equation with his extremely impressive spring. He could be on the field as the JACK right off the bat.

One of the freshmen corners will almost certainly play. Judging from the spring, Adonyss Currie is well on the way to being that guy. Maybe they can avoid it if they decide to use Tyreek Chappell on the outside on occasion, but otherwise one of the freshmen is almost certainly going to be needed.

Kiotti Armstrong could play at tight end. They need a pass catcher and he and Amari Niblack are the two who can fill that role.

LB Noah Mikhail probably wouldn't play a lot, but he also had an excellent spring and could find his way on the field. Size-wise, he's ready.

What will Lamkin do?

Lefty starter Justin Lamkin is a junior and is having a very solid year, with a 3.88 ERA in spite of a 3-6 record. He's struck out 75 and walked just 11 in 67 1/3 innings. In spite of his stats and his excellent fastball/slider mix, he still isn't getting a ton of love from scouts for whatever reason. Most estimates have him ranked in the low 100s when it comes to 2025 draft prospects, or about where Ryan Prager was last year. I've seen a lot of speculation that he's a mid-round pick at this point, which is lower than I would have expected. Prager was the highest draft pick not to sign last year, so A&M can clearly get the NIL money together to keep a quality starter. Whether Lamkin would follow Prager's lead isn't clear -- I would guess he doesn't and leaves -- but at least it could be interesting.
If Lamkin and Shane Sdao both return -- which is a big if -- then A&M has a stacked rotation again. It may be easier to keep Myles Patton, since he's knocked a little lower than Lamkin, but it's no walk in the park to convince a junior to stay for a senior season if they're drafted moderatly high.
Still, it's something to follow after what happened with Prager last year.
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