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Most Ridiculous Human Accent

I was listening to a podcast recently by a guy from South Africa and thinking just how incredibly stupid the way he pronounced words was. Somehow all of his vowels sounded like the short i sound. Sith Ifrici. Like if an Australian had a head injury and was learning to talk again.

So, then I started giggling about other limey accents like that British foppish one where they make all their th- sounds into f- like a little kid learning to talk. Like, "I fink me teef needs a brushin, mate'." or the American hillbilly where the voice breaks at the top like Mr Haney.

The Mumbai accent is incredibly cartoonish and hilarious, especially when they start talking about food and doing the head bobble back and forth while they talk. Plus, there's like a billion people who talk that way.

Everyone knows the Minnesota accent is pretty f*cking goofy, but I'd contend that the Michigian Ugly accent is funnier, especially with that stupid perma-grin all those people up there wear on their faces all the time despite their actual emotion.

Actors in movies always get the real Texas accent wrong and try to do it like a hillbilly, but even then it's not ridiculous and funny like the other ones. Throw in a lasso and a bored horse just standing there and it's pretty humorous, but the accent alone isn't necessarily funny.

So, what's the silliest human accent that always makes you giggle when you hear it?

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SCHOOL COLORS

Once American College men and women wore our school colors proudly, sang songs abbout them fondlyn and proudly displayed them on our sports teams' uniforms as a symbol of loyalty. and proud identity, They were badges symbolic of honor and marks of loyal faith to our university.and what she stood for. Now they are a clowns' colllage of a garish clown's combinations similar to a collection of rags from a garbage heap.
I can't tell what TCU'S colots are - red, black or red- certainly not purple.
Senseless and gaudy.
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Correa-Pena interview

It was fun and awkward to watch but I would like to see Pena interview Correa! So many questions he could ask

"Carlos, how does it feel to be watching the playoffs and your former team in the playoffs right now."

"Carlos, your Twins had a very disappointing season. Do you regret taking a little extra money instead of being here kicking it with your boys in the playoffs again?"

"Carlos, were you surprised that I was so easily able to come in and replace you? How does that make you feel?"

"If you were a GM would you have paid Carlos Correa the money he was demanding? Do you think that was a good business decision by the Astros to run with myself, on a rookie contract, instead of paying you 30 mil for the same production?"

Another teacher headed to jail....

Just dumb, dumb, dumb...............and her husband turned her in..

choir teacher of a local high school is facing criminal charges after court documents say she had an inappropriate relationship with a student.

According to a press release from the New Wilmington Police Department, an investigation into 26-year-old Olivia Lois Ortz began after the principal of the Wilmington Area High School received a call from Ortz’s husband, reporting the alleged relationship. As a mandated reporter, the principal reported the allegation to the police.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...pc=U531&cvid=212bda0ccbe243fbad9c422ce82f6c64
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Aggies Impress in Exhibition Action (12th Man article)

** I italicized the ’wow’ part. **

Aggies Impress in Exhibition Action

Baseball Oct 15, 2022 Thomas Dick, Texas A&M Athletics Communications

BRYAN-COLLEGE STATION, Texas – The Texas A&M Aggies executed solid baseball in all facets Saturday afternoon as they played 17 innings of exhibition action on Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.

The Maroon & White averaged over a run per inning, including posting 13 runs in the first eight frames while the pitching staff allowed just two runs over the span with mostly starters in the contest for both teams. In the final nine innings of play, the Aggies outscored Lamar 8-6.

Jace LaViolette wowed the crowd, going 3-for-4 with three solo home runs, including a 506-foot shot that cleared the train tracks. Hunter Haas, Jack Moss and Ryan Targac also added dingers.

Other notables on offense included Kaeden Kent batting 4-for-7 with a double, two runs and three RBI and Trevor Werner going 2-for-3 with two RBI.

Chris Cortez and Brandyn Garcia each worked 3.0 innings to tart the game. Cortez yielded one run on two hits and one walk. Garcia allowed one run on two hits and three walks while striking out three. Shane Sdao and Justin Lamkin immediately followed with 2.0 hitless blank innings apiece. Sdao walked one and fanned one. Lamkin recorded four strikeouts while walking one.

The Aggies return to action on Friday, October 28 when they host the Sam Houston State Bobcats in a 5 p.m. contest at Blue Bell Park.
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