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this is how bad is the NFL?

not a fan and haven't seriously watched in 4-6 yrs since they bent the kneww but was with family and they were watching Redzone that happened to zero in on Texans-Cowboys.

How in the f' is Lovie Smith still coaching? and after his pure stupidity to lose that game, how is he allowed to stay on as a coach? A cat has nothing on him with 9 lives. one of the worst coaches this side of Sumlin and still has a job?

What is up with people these days?!?

I had just settled into my seat at my moonlighting job doing security at Home Depot. I am watching the cameras on the parking lot and this geezer is helping this young buck get out of his parking spot but he rolls into the geezer causing the geezer to bang his hand down on the car. Then the young buck gets out of his car and walks up to the geezer and grabs him by the crotch. The next thing you know they are both nekkid in the parking log in a 69. Holy shit what a pain in the ass. I had to get out my comfy seat and put down my pb&j and break out a hose and hose them down to get them to break up. Don't these idiots know the rules?!? I mean, just write a note to the guy and ask him to park diagonally in his driveway if he is interested. Be sure to take your laptop and leave it behind so you will have a reason to go back. And for goodness sake, keep this crap behind closed doors.

The real death of college football

Took my son, niece and nephew to the LSU game. I had a thought during the game that I've never had before. If I wasn't already a fan of college football, I don't think I would become one. The game is exciting, the action fantastic, the fans are passionate. But holy hell the game moves way too slow. There was a point early 2nd quarter where this thought occurred, and then I couldn't get it out of my mind every time the commercial break guy with the countdown sign starting at 3:25 would come on the field.

2nd quarter, LSU snaps it with 14:26 on the clock, 1st and goal. 33:30 in real time on my DVR.

Call is reviewed to see if it's a TD. It is.

Extra point.

Commercial

KO OB by LSU

Commercial

12 yd pass to Moose

18 yd pass to Moose

5 yd run to Achane

4 yd run to Achane

4 yd run to Achane

Incomplete to Crownover

3 yd run to Achane

9 yd scramble by Weigman

Perkins injured

Commercial

3 yd run by Achane

Incomplete to Johnson

Incomplete to Green

FG

Commercial

KO

9:23 on the game clock, 58:56 on my DVR when LSU snaps it on 1st down.

In summary, 5:06 off the game clock. 17 plays, of which, 2 were KOs unreturned, 1 was an XP, 1 was a FG. 3 commercial breaks, a review, and an injury. Over 25 minutes in real time to see 13 football plays. LSU's offense didn't touch the ball for 25 minutes.

Insanity

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What is up with the old people these days?

So I'm leaving Home Depot yesterday morning after buying some tools in Spring on my way later to Denny's for breakfast. Leaving the store I see some guy waiving me to back up. So I carefully back up and he hits me with his hand as hard as he could to let me know he's there. I jumped out quick to see if he was ok. He looked at me with no feelings of regret and hauled ass inside Home Depot. What is it with people today? Why did he waive me to pull out and hit my corvette z06? He didn't even apologize? People today. Not to mention, he was wearing a cowboys jersey.
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