Got kicked in the Jimmies. Got racked in the balls. got kicked in the junk, got Jingle Belled, took a 7/10 split the hard way, got nut punched, got kicked in the kahonies, got Jean Claude Van Dammed, has testicular volcano sack, got a knee vasectomy, is enduring a one-eyed stinger, got Billy Jacked, and is now just singing a bit of temporary soprano.
I'm so tired of hearing a female reporter saying he's got a "Pelvic Contusion". Dude got racked, HARD. That's all.
Oh, and then she stated that so & so on the U.S. Soccer staff is an expert on Pelvic Contusions. Yea, any male over 10 years of age is an expert at pelvic contusions.
That is all