Answered there in part. But my full answer is here.
Dear former baseball coach. I know this decision must have been difficult for you, but not as difficult as the incurable case of gout that I hope awaits you. A case so painful that you’ll no longer be able to walk into or out of any dugout. Thereby rendering you incapable of doing your job.
Also. I hope you develop an incurable case of impotency. One that Viagra or Cialis can’t touch. Thereby rendering you incapable of sending dick pics or swinging with Nolan Cain’s wife.
Dear former baseball coach. I know this decision must have been difficult for you, but not as difficult as the incurable case of gout that I hope awaits you. A case so painful that you’ll no longer be able to walk into or out of any dugout. Thereby rendering you incapable of doing your job.
Also. I hope you develop an incurable case of impotency. One that Viagra or Cialis can’t touch. Thereby rendering you incapable of sending dick pics or swinging with Nolan Cain’s wife.
