PRE GAME " MOVEMENT" HONORING TAM PLANNED FOR THE ALAMO..................

[Lardassio]

THE GREAT ONE is organizing members of all fraternities at the University of South Carolina for a road trip to San Antonio
for very special pre game EXCREMENT FEST within the gates of the Alamo. Each participant will wear a TAM baseball cap ( since caps must be removed inside the building) doff the Aggie hat and promptly defecate into it before depositing the contents on the walls of the structure. This new tradition will be repeated prior to each USC/TAM game from here to eternity.

THE GREAT ONE has chosen the Alamo, because committing this grand gesture at College Station's best known historical landmark ( Pilger's Tire and Auto Center) lacks any semblance of panache.

Each USC participant will be required to consume cheap Mexican food for 3 days prior to disembarking on this historical raid.
THE GREAT ONE lobbied Mike Slive incessantly to admit TAM into the SEC. Not knowing that TAM's shameless traditions make Clemson BUFFOONS look like English Gentlemen by comparison, or that Aggie " YELL LEADERS" have higher progesterone levels than those recorded at any Mary Kay national sales convention.

USC will win this game walking away, but the real fun will be in San Antonio on 8-28-14 at 12:00 AM.......All Texans are cordially invited..........WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[TrailerParkBoy]

edit: wrong thread

This post was edited on 8/15 11:14 AM by TrailerParkBoy

 

[Lardassio]

THE GREAT ONE would give up his first born to be in COLATOWN when Yell practice begins on the State house steps. While it seems like a good idea to the students at TAM, they do not know the kind of MANIACS they will be dealing with in S.C.......People in COLATOWN and S.C. are CRAZY, even the educated ones and will take this as a very personal affront.

This post was edited on 8/15 11:17 AM by Lardassio

 

[TrailerParkBoy]

Originally posted by Larda$$io:
THE GREAT ONE would give up his first born to be in COLATOWN when Yell practice begins on the State house steps. While it seems like a good idea to the students at TAM, they do not know the kind of MANIACS they will be dealing with in S.C.......People in COLATOWN and S.C. are CRAZY, even the educated ones and will take this as a very personal affront.

This post was edited on 8/15 11:17 AM by Larda$$io

Not just from Carolina fans but also clemson fans are pissed too. This ain't about college athletics, this is about state pride. South Carolina and clemson fans are gonna stand side by side (I just gagged a bit typing that) to do whatever we gotta do to quell the Texan invasion of our beloved state's capital. South Carolina as a state was ranked the #1 patriotic state in the country. Yes, Texas, we're NUMBER 1.

 

[Chile Pequin]

Hahaha, TrailerParkBlowHard...I'll bet your ass will be firmly planted in the safe confines of your Beech-Nut soaked/stained La-Z-Boy!

"South Carolina and Clemson fans are gonna stand side by side to do whatever we gotta do to quell the Texan invasion of our beloved state's capital." - TrailerParkBoy

LET ME UP, LET ME UP! CAN'T BREATHE!!!

 

[Chile Pequin]

"Five people come up to my room tellin' me the Gamecocks and Tigers are gunnin' for us!"

 

[dnabryant]

When you come to the greatest state in the Union, remember that this is a very well armed citizenry... Best of luck!

 

[Mark93]

Why San Antonio? Why not the state capitol in Austin?

 

[TexasAg1212]

Originally posted by TrailerParkBoy:

Originally posted by Larda$$io:
THE GREAT ONE would give up his first born to be in COLATOWN when Yell practice begins on the State house steps. While it seems like a good idea to the students at TAM, they do not know the kind of MANIACS they will be dealing with in S.C.......People in COLATOWN and S.C. are CRAZY, even the educated ones and will take this as a very personal affront.

This post was edited on 8/15 11:17 AM by Larda$$io

Not just from Carolina fans but also clemson fans are pissed too. This ain't about college athletics, this is about state pride. South Carolina and clemson fans are gonna stand side by side (I just gagged a bit typing that) to do whatever we gotta do to quell the Texan invasion of our beloved state's capital. South Carolina as a state was ranked the #1 patriotic state in the country. Yes, Texas, we're NUMBER 1.

Your handle is TrailerParkBoy. Just stop talking.

 

[TrailerParkBoy]

Originally posted by TexasAg1212:

Originally posted by TrailerParkBoy:

Originally posted by Larda$$io:
THE GREAT ONE would give up his first born to be in COLATOWN when Yell practice begins on the State house steps. While it seems like a good idea to the students at TAM, they do not know the kind of MANIACS they will be dealing with in S.C.......People in COLATOWN and S.C. are CRAZY, even the educated ones and will take this as a very personal affront.

This post was edited on 8/15 11:17 AM by Larda$$io

Not just from Carolina fans but also clemson fans are pissed too. This ain't about college athletics, this is about state pride. South Carolina and clemson fans are gonna stand side by side (I just gagged a bit typing that) to do whatever we gotta do to quell the Texan invasion of our beloved state's capital. South Carolina as a state was ranked the #1 patriotic state in the country. Yes, Texas, we're NUMBER 1.

Your handle is TrailerParkBoy. Just stop talking.

What? It's a great show.

The Cowboys suck.

 

[Lardassio]

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This post was edited on 8/28 7:46 PM by Lardassio