... that it will make your eyes bleed, give this astonishing attempt at satirical poetry from The Battalion a try:
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Satire: Meet Mr. Schlossnagle - The Battalion
Dear Texas University, I’m sorry that man is your coach, let me be honest It takes a man to be a man, unfortunately, he’s a con artist I look at him and wish he never would’ve donned the Maroon and White Lying through his teeth and leaving in the dead of night To Austin he...
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