Imma drag my sorry ass outta bed at 6AM. Force feed a reheated sausage-egg-potato-bacon-cheese-pico taco down the gullet, cuz the ole lady knows how to do tacos (awwwww yyyyyeah) and I’ve just gotta have something in my gut besides vodka and Yuengling. I’m not an animal.
Explosive diarrhea at the first shitter on hole 3. I shouldn’t have added that third scoop of pico, but I can’t ever help it. Roll with the gut punches, that’s my motto.
Finish the front nine with a blistering headache and the accompanying sunburn. Now…do I go with the hotdog and a sixer at the turn? Per the yoosjsh. Or do I mix it up and go with the sammich?
Either way….im blowin that shitter up on 3.
Explosive diarrhea at the first shitter on hole 3. I shouldn’t have added that third scoop of pico, but I can’t ever help it. Roll with the gut punches, that’s my motto.
Finish the front nine with a blistering headache and the accompanying sunburn. Now…do I go with the hotdog and a sixer at the turn? Per the yoosjsh. Or do I mix it up and go with the sammich?
Either way….im blowin that shitter up on 3.
