Both of my boys (14 and 10) have been dealing with the personal nightmare that comes along with the virus that speaks both languages. These poor bastards have had it coming outta both ends for a couple days, meow.
The wife and I have been lucky enough, so far, to avoid this little piece of hell that is floating around our house. I even had my boss cancel his trip to Austin to go on a ride along with me just in case I was carrying without symptoms. Ya know, respectable like.
Tonight, I was called and summoned by a small group of horn fans that I occasionally get drunk with and seemingly always outwit. It’s not difficult, they’re pretty fvckin stupid. Great guys, actually.
In the spirit of the game, and in an effort to do “our part for the cause”…the wife and I happily went over to share any possible shreds of the evilness that we may or may not be carrying. I hope they all die of dehydration and semen rot whilst vomiting blood from every available orifice. IT AINT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT?? YOU FVCKIN PIECES OF SHIT!!! Cocksuckers didn’t even know the game was on.
Thanks for the invite, though. Good times.
**side note: no children aside from my own were exposed to any possible viruses described therein. So, save your outrage. **
The wife and I have been lucky enough, so far, to avoid this little piece of hell that is floating around our house. I even had my boss cancel his trip to Austin to go on a ride along with me just in case I was carrying without symptoms. Ya know, respectable like.
Tonight, I was called and summoned by a small group of horn fans that I occasionally get drunk with and seemingly always outwit. It’s not difficult, they’re pretty fvckin stupid. Great guys, actually.
In the spirit of the game, and in an effort to do “our part for the cause”…the wife and I happily went over to share any possible shreds of the evilness that we may or may not be carrying. I hope they all die of dehydration and semen rot whilst vomiting blood from every available orifice. IT AINT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT?? YOU FVCKIN PIECES OF SHIT!!! Cocksuckers didn’t even know the game was on.
Thanks for the invite, though. Good times.
**side note: no children aside from my own were exposed to any possible viruses described therein. So, save your outrage. **
