I had just settled into my seat at my moonlighting job doing security at Home Depot. I am watching the cameras on the parking lot and this geezer is helping this young buck get out of his parking spot but he rolls into the geezer causing the geezer to bang his hand down on the car. Then the young buck gets out of his car and walks up to the geezer and grabs him by the crotch. The next thing you know they are both nekkid in the parking log in a 69. Holy shit what a pain in the ass. I had to get out my comfy seat and put down my pb&j and break out a hose and hose them down to get them to break up. Don't these idiots know the rules?!? I mean, just write a note to the guy and ask him to park diagonally in his driveway if he is interested. Be sure to take your laptop and leave it behind so you will have a reason to go back. And for goodness sake, keep this crap behind closed doors.
