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Virgin Kyle Field Real Aggie Checklist

Basher22

Basher22

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  1. Beer. Sixer of Lone Star tallboys. Nothin snooty.
  2. Wranglers. Starched. Faultless Heavy Lemon.
  3. Boots. Cursory knocking off of frac water/caliche mud.
  4. Chew. Fresh pack of Red Man Golden Blend.
  5. Diesel. Filled up.
  6. Hair. .5 guard.
  7. Beard. Edges cleaned up.
  8. Tickets. Good to go.
  9. Texas A&M Adidas ClimaLite shirt. Clean.
  10. Lady. Waxed.
God is sitting up there with Jesus and Edwin J. Kyle and they won't hesitate to send Billy Pickard and Rodney Thomas down here to whoop your ass if you show up all New Army and gay.
 
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