Texas fan or otherwise, you're going to want to get your hand on Chip Brown's exclusively branded activity tracker - the FitChip. Charge it, sync it to your smartphone, put it on, and almost immediately the FitChip starts making up fitness data for you. Hey, good job! You walked the entire Appalachian Trail today, according to sources!
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The FitChip was too funny not to share.