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So I'm At The Toll Tag Office

h273

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Jan 29, 2005
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...Getting a new tag. A short chubby guy with a beard and a full mask sees my Aggie mask and whips out and says his name, says he lives in Ft Worth and is building a 2nd home in Palo Pinto, class of ‘00, says he lost his ring rock climbing in Colorado and needs to order another. We talk about a few things when some random guy at the counter with his mask pulled down to his chin starts yelling. The girl told him to pull it up and he’s pissed. “Follow the science” he yells, “I’ve been vaccinated so I can do what I want.” She again tells him to mask up or get out and he ups the volume. Suddenly short chubby guy says “This a place of business, if they require a mask then respect it.” Counter guy says “I’m a retired physician and you are no risk to me at all and I am no risk to you either, where did you get your medical degree Buddy?” Short chubby guy says “I got my PhD in Microbiology from Texas A&M, if you want to argue the statistical implications of wearing a mask vs. not wearing one I can guarantee you’ll lose, would you please pay your Bill so the rest of us can get something done.” I couldn’t quit laughing until counter guy got his orange colored toll tag with the horny cow on it and left.
 
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