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Shooting the Bird Talk

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Are you like me? Do you love to flip people off? This is a dying art that needs to be saved. My favorite time for shooting the bird is in the car, naturally, but I also do a lot of flip offs for random passing people who are driving recklessly, passing me, or have a car that I covet. Also, the four-way stop flip off where a cop pulls up next to you and you do a secretive flip to him, motioning him on is brilliant, especially if he waves back in gratitude for you allowing him to go first.

Other points of order:

-It's "flip" off, not "flick" off. Don't be a child.

-Must go full fist curl, not Fighter Jet. Fighter Jet formation was an 80's staple for a more refined time. The flip off should be more aggressive, less culture. Let 'em know your name, Ags.

En exemplo:

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-When doing the passive cop flip off while driving, is it proper to only do it beneath the window/dash, or are you allowed to direct it at the cop from behind?

-The flip off should be considered equal to or even greater than the handshake when greeting friends. A combo flipshake is also acceptable/preferred.

What else?
 
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