Have a group text with four other dudes, and it's only for alerts when one of us unloads feces in some britches.
I never really realized how often I shit myself until I went back and looked. It doesn't go back years, so it's not statistically unhelpful because of the small sample size, but I am dropping brown in my pants right under once a month.
I eat an obscene amount of fibrous veggies these days, and I guess I haven't learned what's a fart and what's bubble guts. Some may say to stop ripping monstrous farts without knowing what it might be propelling down my shit chute, but to me, that's the day you stop living.
Anyway, want to hear some good stories about downloading Family Matters in your boxers.
I never really realized how often I shit myself until I went back and looked. It doesn't go back years, so it's not statistically unhelpful because of the small sample size, but I am dropping brown in my pants right under once a month.
I eat an obscene amount of fibrous veggies these days, and I guess I haven't learned what's a fart and what's bubble guts. Some may say to stop ripping monstrous farts without knowing what it might be propelling down my shit chute, but to me, that's the day you stop living.
Anyway, want to hear some good stories about downloading Family Matters in your boxers.
