Who's your most fvcked-up relative?
I've got some doosies, but I know I can't compare to some of you, especially the more Louisianan and Oklahoman amongst you.
My paternal grandfather (Aggie professor emeritus) described his siblings and cousins to me as "cutthroats and pickpockets, and the worst bunch of scoundrels you'd ever want to run across". They all grew up in Youngstown, Ohio, so that checks out. My maternal grandfather once sold the family furniture to buy booze. I have a great uncle on each side who killed someone. My uncle had financial warrants hanging over his head when he died. I've got a couple of cousins who are criminals, and one who is likely protecting a child molester.
Still, in today's America, I feel like that's kind of normal. My half-sister has talked to me about some of the weird stuff from her mom's side of the family in Canada. She also has a great uncle who was a killer, and she has some cousins with serious mental illnesses.
Who's your worst? Anyone on here got a serial killer in that family tree?
I've got some doosies, but I know I can't compare to some of you, especially the more Louisianan and Oklahoman amongst you.
My paternal grandfather (Aggie professor emeritus) described his siblings and cousins to me as "cutthroats and pickpockets, and the worst bunch of scoundrels you'd ever want to run across". They all grew up in Youngstown, Ohio, so that checks out. My maternal grandfather once sold the family furniture to buy booze. I have a great uncle on each side who killed someone. My uncle had financial warrants hanging over his head when he died. I've got a couple of cousins who are criminals, and one who is likely protecting a child molester.
Still, in today's America, I feel like that's kind of normal. My half-sister has talked to me about some of the weird stuff from her mom's side of the family in Canada. She also has a great uncle who was a killer, and she has some cousins with serious mental illnesses.
Who's your worst? Anyone on here got a serial killer in that family tree?
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