This was a post written by our membership director at our Golf Club in Austin. JJ is the GM and he is black. As far as I know the police did not choke him out or shoot him. The rest of this is serious. It's a cut and paste so I'm not going to rewrite or correct grammar, etc.
"Attention Ladies! If you see a man on the side of the road that looks dead! Do not stop your car or slow down. Even though you have the best intentions of staying safe! Here is what happened to me this morning and I am still shaking like a leaf and it's been an hour! I was driving on the frontage road towards spicewood springs road a busy intersection, when I saw a man lying half way in and out of the road. In my mind I said oh shot this will only take a second I will go into custom sounds and let them know he is there and they may want to help him because he is in there driveway. None of that happened. I was just turning into their drive way, when the dead guy, sprang up and ran full speed towards my car with a spray paint can screaming and spray painting my car. Thank God I was in the black bmw and I freaking punched it and the tires squealed ad he ran after my moving car! I get to the piano store before HEB and there is a cowboy looking guy walking out of the store! I stop and in a panic tell him what is happening and pointed at the white guy with the spray paint cans! He tells me to call 911 so I did! While I was telling the cops what happened, the crazy guy, spray paints his face white with his can in front of the cowboy and I! And then grabs a shopping cart and starts charging towards both of us! Spraying the air with paint and screaming!! I told the cops I am out of here if you need me I am at Balcones CC. The cowboy pulled his gun out while I was driving off! You can't believe my relief knowing the awesome American guy had a gun on him. I was so relieved that we were not going to get killed by the Jacked up psychopath coming full speed ahead!! By the time I got to the club, I told Jj about it and he got in his car and drove over the half block to make sure the cops got him! They did! The Crazy Guy was Cussing and was Handcuffed and was Spitting at the cops. Then he spit towards Jj! The cops are heros!! What surprises me the most is all the employees at custom sounds and the other stores probably saw all this happening! I could have been coming to get speakers in the black bmw and not one of them called the police on this nut! He was going to lay dead all day until he got just the right girl to get out of her car! He picked the wrong bmw and the wrong girl this morning! He is now in jail and then off to the mental hospital! Seriously being a good Christian these days ladies does not mean stopping ever! Just call the business nearest to a so called dead guy in the street and let them know. I have never been so scared and never get out of the car! The good news I drive like fast and furious when under pressure and did a super job getting away from a mad man! Everyone living near spicewood springs and 183 do not give these homeless money or get near them. They have become more dangerous! The cops told Jj that specifically! Also I wish everyone who was antigun, went through what I just did! I was so relieved when I found the cowboy in the parking lot!"
"Attention Ladies! If you see a man on the side of the road that looks dead! Do not stop your car or slow down. Even though you have the best intentions of staying safe! Here is what happened to me this morning and I am still shaking like a leaf and it's been an hour! I was driving on the frontage road towards spicewood springs road a busy intersection, when I saw a man lying half way in and out of the road. In my mind I said oh shot this will only take a second I will go into custom sounds and let them know he is there and they may want to help him because he is in there driveway. None of that happened. I was just turning into their drive way, when the dead guy, sprang up and ran full speed towards my car with a spray paint can screaming and spray painting my car. Thank God I was in the black bmw and I freaking punched it and the tires squealed ad he ran after my moving car! I get to the piano store before HEB and there is a cowboy looking guy walking out of the store! I stop and in a panic tell him what is happening and pointed at the white guy with the spray paint cans! He tells me to call 911 so I did! While I was telling the cops what happened, the crazy guy, spray paints his face white with his can in front of the cowboy and I! And then grabs a shopping cart and starts charging towards both of us! Spraying the air with paint and screaming!! I told the cops I am out of here if you need me I am at Balcones CC. The cowboy pulled his gun out while I was driving off! You can't believe my relief knowing the awesome American guy had a gun on him. I was so relieved that we were not going to get killed by the Jacked up psychopath coming full speed ahead!! By the time I got to the club, I told Jj about it and he got in his car and drove over the half block to make sure the cops got him! They did! The Crazy Guy was Cussing and was Handcuffed and was Spitting at the cops. Then he spit towards Jj! The cops are heros!! What surprises me the most is all the employees at custom sounds and the other stores probably saw all this happening! I could have been coming to get speakers in the black bmw and not one of them called the police on this nut! He was going to lay dead all day until he got just the right girl to get out of her car! He picked the wrong bmw and the wrong girl this morning! He is now in jail and then off to the mental hospital! Seriously being a good Christian these days ladies does not mean stopping ever! Just call the business nearest to a so called dead guy in the street and let them know. I have never been so scared and never get out of the car! The good news I drive like fast and furious when under pressure and did a super job getting away from a mad man! Everyone living near spicewood springs and 183 do not give these homeless money or get near them. They have become more dangerous! The cops told Jj that specifically! Also I wish everyone who was antigun, went through what I just did! I was so relieved when I found the cowboy in the parking lot!"
