For me, it's easy...O Line Coach. In my current job, I blow up and yell at people a lot, so I'm a perfect fit. Head Coach? Nope. Too much responsibility. OC? Nope, I just had Mark explain to me the difference between spread and tempo in the Mailbag. DC? Nope. Too tempted to say, "Yeah, I agree, we should run a 3 man front." Recruiting coordinator? Seriously?! When talking to teenagers, I make Jeff Dunham's "Walter" seem warm and cuddly. Any other assistant coach position would just be insulting to my overinflated ego. As for me being the AY Publisher, if I did accept, there would be one no here to read this post because I would have banned all of you already.
Choose your Aggie football job
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