So I'm watching the news and there's a segment on smelly water in Melissa. Up pops the town public works director, name is Jeff Cartright, sporting an Aggie hat. He said the water tastes bad because it's hot and a pump broke, but drink it anyway because it's fine. I guess you city folk can't pour bleach down your well. I can't find any Jeff Cartright on the directory, nor any Cartright in Melissa either, maybe he just likes us.
